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The Book is called Vampire and it's By Randy Burgess.
I do hope that you enjoy the info about as much as I did when I stumbled across it a while ago.

How to Spot a Vampyre
To find if a vampyre is living in a particular cemetery, first choose a child young enough to be a virgin. Seat the child on a virgin horse of solid colour that has never stumbled. Lead the horse through the cemetery, passing over all the graves. If the horse refuses to pass over a particular grave, a vampyre is lying there at night in a cemetery, look for a bluish flame glowing above the vampyre's grave. This blue glow represents the vampyre's soul.
Also in the cemetery, look for graves with holes in them, or graves sporting crooked crosses or tombstones. This is vampyre.
Ask someone who was born on a Saturday to check out anyone you are wondering about. People born on this day of the week can tell vampyres just by looking at them.
Dig up the body of the suspected vampyre and check for blood at the corner of their mouths or blood at their eyes open eyes, or extra-long fingernails. Note that according to a present-day source, novelist Stephen King, a vampyre, unlike someone who happens to be alive but has chosen to fall asleep in a coffin, will have a blood pressure of zero over zero. Be suspicious of someone who wears only black, looks as if he has {literally} never seen sunlight, and refuses to eat garlic. {Don't count too much on this last sign, however, in light of reports that some modern vampyres actually enjoy garlic immensely}.

Vampyre Sigel
The well-dressed vampyre {male, at least} must flaunt a long cape with stand-up collar, and beneath it, white tie and tails. Hamiltion Deane, the Irishactor-manager who adapted Bram Stokerís novel for the stage, first dreamed up this attire. The cape and collar allowed an actor to turn his back to the audience, hiding not only body but also no head, before slipping through a trapdoor in the stage floor. The illusion was that Dracula had vanished into thin air, leaving his empty cape to fall to the ground. Mirrors are a no-no. Remember Bela Lugosi at his nonreflecting in Dracula? The prohibition goes back to folklore and the notion that a mirror could steal the soul; in some relgions of Europe, whenever someone died, all the mirrors in the house were turned facing the wall. This same fear of soul stealing probably accounts for the fact that most vampyres, no matter how well preserved or groomed, do not show up on film.
Sharp teeth are a modern invention. In some vampyre movies, such as Fright Night, vampyres sprout a mouthful of fangs when they transform. In other stances the teeth are more decorous. Vampyres in folklore generally aren't described as having sharp teeth at all, although Russian vampyres have sharp tongues, which they use to puncture their victim's skin.
A coffin, like the cape, is another must. It can be ornate or plain, but in every case it must be lined at the bottom with some of the dirt from the vampyre's original grave. In some modern vampyre stories, vampyres also line the insides of their shoes with this dirt, allowing them to walk around during the day or to cross running water. A castle is a vampyre's traditional home. At least in fiction. Vlad the Impaler's castle, perched on a mountaintop above the banks of the Arges River in southern Wallachia, was built as an irregular polygon, with five towers, thick walls to withstand Turkish cannons and {reportly} a secret passage leading into the depths of the mountain, to emerge in a cave on the riverside. The castle is now in ruins.

Vampyre Powers
Can turn into bat. This may stem from the association of many vampyres around the world with shape shifting, or transformation into animals of various kinds; it may also have to do with the Tibetan Mongols, who worshiped a bat god and may have influenced the Stavs. There is an actual vampyre bat, of the family Desmodontidae, but its range is restricted to the tropics of the New World. It doesn't suck blood, but laps it. It is also very shy. Lives forever if not killed, with any signs of aging a hard one to prove. Can strike you dumb, steal your beauty or strength, and steal milk from nursing mothers. If a vampyre goes undetected for seven years, he or she can move to another country or a place where another language is spoken and become human again; can even marry and have kids, but the kids will all become vampyres when they die.
Can move hand or arm so quickly that you cannot see it, leaving the impression of an abnormally long reach. See the episode from Interview with the Vampire where the vampyre brushes some cigarette ash off of the report's lapel. Can enter a house through a tiny opening, such as a keyhole. This may be folklore reaction to the way germ-borne disease invaded a household.

How to Keep a Vampyre Away
Close the mouth of any corpse buried. Better still; stuff the mouth with garlic, coins or dirt.
Rub windows, doors, keyholes, chimneys and farm animals with garlic. Strew thorns, poppy seeds, grains, salt, or grains of rice on the floor in your bedroom; a vampyre will be compelled to stop and count every thorn, seed or grain. Fill any holes by the grave of a vampyre with water. The vampyre won't be able to get out. Build a big fire in the fireplace, and light torches outside your home. Vampyres hate bright light. Find a big black dog and paint an extra pair of eyes on its forehead. A vampyre who sees this dog will be scared away. If you don't have any rice or thorns or salt to put around your bed, lay out newspapers. Any vampyre who can read will have to stop and read every word before moving on to biting you.
Put a knife made of silver under your pillow to prevent a body from becoming vampyric after death, bury it on an island, since vampyres cannot cross running water. If no islands are available, take the water used to wash the corpse prior to the funeral and pour it on the ground between the coffin and the house. {Be sure to break the container that held the water, so that the person's soul doesn't get stuck in it.}

How to Kill a Vampyre
The most famous method is to drive a stake through the heart. An aspen stake is preferable, and it is best to pound it home with the flat of a shovel. Other acceptable woods are ash, hawthorn, maple, or blackthorn. Thorns, nails or red-hot iron bars will also do. The stake can be driven into the navel rather than the heart. The original notion was to pin the soul to the body, but these days it is generally accepted that a staked vampyre dissolves into dust in seconds. In addition to staking, wash the corpse with boiling wine or fill the coffin with garlic or poppy seeds. Cremation is another excellent method of killing the undead. A vampyre in Bohemia, staked in the 1300's, didn't die but instant remarked how nice it was to have a stick to use in defending himself against stray dogs. He finally had to be burned. Cut off the vampyre's head, preferably with a sword, or else with the shovel belonging to a gravedigger or sexton. Then stuff the severed head with garlic.
Dig the vampyre up and bury it again, but this time at crossroads. In some locals, however, crossroads don't keep restless spirits or vampyres from straying but instead set them free. Be sure to ask about local custom.