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A man who marries a woman for her looks, is like a man who buys a house for it's paint. Chinese proverb. submitted by Annette

Your secret heart belongs to the world, of the things that sign in the dark or the things that cry in the dark. –Mononoke Hime; Princess Mononoke

Constipated people don’t give a crap. –Bumper Sticker

If you drink, don’t park: Accidents cause people. –Bumper Sticker

Who lit the fuse on your tampon? --Bumper Sticker

Horn broken…watch for finger. –Bumper Sticker

My other car is a broom. –Bumper Sticker

If we quit voting, will they go away? –Bumper Sticker

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. –Bumper Sticker

Illiterate? Write for help. –Bumper Sticker

Necrophillia----that uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one. –Bumper Sticker

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets. –Bumper Sticker

Those with wings, fly to your dreams. –Candidate for Goddess; Pilot Candidate

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. –Will Rogers

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you’ve been taking. –Earl Wilson

The hardest struggle of all is to be something different from what the average man is. –Charles M. Schwab

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. –Phyllis Diller

To create one’s own world takes courage. –Georgia O’ Keeffe

What’s important is that one strives to achieve a goal. –Ronald Regan

There is nothing we cannot live down, rise above and overcome. –Ella Wheeler Wilcox

In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by. –Lucille Ball

It’s time to start living the live we’ve imagined. –Henry James

You can never find yourself until you face the truth. –Pearl Bailey

The man who has no imagination has no wings. –Muhammad Ali

I can give you a six-word formula for success. Think things threw-then follow through. –Eddie Rickenbacker

You are never a loser until you quit trying. –Mike Ditka

The trouble with experience is that by the time you have it you are too old to take advantage of it. –Jimmy Connors

Advice: It’s more fun to give than to receive. –Malcolm Forbes

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. –Kin Hubbard

We are not permitted to choose the frame of our destiny. But what we put into it is ours. –Dag Hammarskjold

It is never too late to become what you might have been. –George Elliott

Every man believes that he has a greater possibility. –Ralph Waldo Emerson

You’ve always a little disappointing in person because you can’t be the edited essence of yourself. –Mel Brooks

To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you’re not, pretend you are. –Muhammad Ali

A problem is a chance for you to do your best. –Duke Ellington

Funny is an attitude. –Flip Wilson

Trust your gut. –Barbara Walters

It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there where it happens. –Woody Allen

Trust in your own untried capacity. –Ella Wheeler Wilcox

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books—how to eat what you’ve just learned to cook. –Andy Rooney

Before you build a better mouse trap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. –Yogi Berra

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. –Sophia Loren

Insanity is hereditary—you get it from your children. –Sam Leveson

The toughest thing about success is that you’ve got to keep on being a success. –Irving Berlin

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. –Charles Kettering

Nothing in life just happens. You have to have the stamina to meet the obstacles and overcome them. –Golda Meir

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. –Mark Twain

The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. –R. G. Ingersoll

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. –Dolly Parton

Setting a goal is not the main thing. It is deciding how you will go about achieving it and staying with that plan. –Tom Landry

You have to have a dream so you can get u in the morning. –Billy Wilder

Wherever you see a successful business, someone once made a courages decision. –Peter Drucker

Time produces its own set of answers. –Unknown

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. –Matthew 6:34

We cannot control the wind but we can adjust our sails. –Mark Twain

Sometimes dreams are wiser than working. –Black Elk

This above all: to thine own self be true; And it must follow, as the night the day; Thou canst not then be false to any man. -- William Shakespeare, 'Hamlet,' Act I, Scene iii

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only cure for grief is action. -- George Henry Lewes

You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or perish. And if that be so, why not now, and where you stand? -- Robert Louis Stevenson

Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundations of America. –President Bush

When I take action, I’m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It’s going to be decisive. –President Bush

Every nation, in every region, now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists. –President Bush

When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves. –William Arthur Ward

It’s easy to get good players. Getting ‘em to play together that’s the hard part. –Casey Stengel

Start every day with a smile and get it over with. –W.C. Fields

Sometimes the road less travels is less traveled for a reason. –Jerry Seinfield

It’s not whether you get knocked down. It’s whether you get up again. –Vince Lombardi

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. –Woodrow Wilson

Failure is the opportunity to begin again, more intelligently. –Henry Ford

The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose. –Hada Be jar

The people do not make the land; it is the land that makes the people. –Mohawk Proverb

I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship. –Louisa May Alcott

The future bears a great resemblance to the past, only more so. –Faith Popcorn

You were born an original. Don’t die a copy. –Unknown

When your dad is mad and asks you “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him. –Heather, Age 16

How do they get that deer to cross at the yellow road sign? –Unknown

Cowboy wisdom: Don’t squat with your spurns on. –Unknown

We still do not know one-thousandth of one percent of what nature has revealed to us. –Albert Einstein

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? –Unknown

Eagles may soar, but weasels are never sucked into jet engines. –Unknown

Famous Last Words: What happens if you touch these two wires tog-- --Unknown

I finally managed to get some powdered water, but I do not know what to add. –Steven Wright

Suburbs are places where they cut down trees and name the streets after them. –Unknown

Famous Last Words: That’s odd. –Unknown

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides. –Margaret Thatcher

If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly. –Unknown

Never argue with a fool, he may be doing the same thing. –Unknown

If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight. –George Gobel

Chickens: the only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead. –Unknown

Why are wrong numbers never busy? –Unknown

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? --Unknown

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. –John F. Kennedy

Famous Last Words: what does this button do? --Unknown

Mosquito: an insect that makes flies look good after all. –Unknown

Why do they signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running child? --Unknown

Famous Last Words: He’s probably just hibernating. –Unknown

Such as sit in darkness and in the shadow of death, being abound in affliction and iron; He brougth them out of darkness and the shadow of death, and brake their bands in sinder –Psalm 107:10,14

Wildcats shall meet with hyenas, goat-demons shall call to each other; there too Lilith shall repose, and find a place to rest. There shall the owl nest and lay and hatch and brood in its shadow. –Isaiah 34:14

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. -- John Cleese

The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. -- From "Taxi"

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. -- Eleanor Roosevelt

Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. -- Albert von Szent-Gyorgyi

Life is something that everyone should try at least once. -- Henry J. Tillman

It is not a bad idea to get in the habit of writing down one's thoughts. It saves one having to bother anyone else with them. -- Isabel Colegate

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)

An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations. Charles de Montesquieu

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin. Heinrich Heine

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. -- Darrin Weinberg

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. -- Joe Ancis

The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously. -- Henry Kissinger

A diplomat...is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. -- Caskie Stinnett

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. -- P. J. O'Rourke

A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author. --G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)

The best vitamin for being a Wiccan is B1--Angel X Xuan...mine

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. -- Unknown

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. -- Bertrand Russell

The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. -- Harlan Ellison

Take what you can use and let the rest go by. -- Ken Kesey

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. -- Rodin

You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it. -- Malcolm X

All fear he who walks beneath the halo of eternal night.--Slavic, Dracula 2000

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