I have a thing for Quotes what can I say ;)
A man who marries a woman for her looks, is like a man who buys a house for it's paint. Chinese proverb. submitted by Annette
Your secret heart belongs to the world, of the things that sign in the dark or the things that cry in the dark. –Mononoke Hime; Princess Mononoke
Constipated people don’t give a crap. –Bumper Sticker
If you drink, don’t park: Accidents cause people. –Bumper Sticker
Who lit the fuse on your tampon? --Bumper Sticker
Horn broken…watch for finger. –Bumper Sticker
My other car is a broom. –Bumper Sticker
If we quit voting, will they go away? –Bumper Sticker
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. –Bumper Sticker
Illiterate? Write for help. –Bumper Sticker
Necrophillia----that uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one. –Bumper Sticker
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets. –Bumper Sticker
Those with wings, fly to your dreams. –Candidate for Goddess; Pilot Candidate
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. –Will Rogers
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you’ve been taking. –Earl Wilson
The hardest struggle of all is to be something different from what the average man is. –Charles M. Schwab
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. –Phyllis Diller
To create one’s own world takes courage. –Georgia O’ Keeffe
What’s important is that one strives to achieve a goal. –Ronald Regan
There is nothing we cannot live down, rise above and overcome. –Ella Wheeler Wilcox
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by. –Lucille Ball
It’s time to start living the live we’ve imagined. –Henry James
You can never find yourself until you face the truth. –Pearl Bailey
The man who has no imagination has no wings. –Muhammad Ali
I can give you a six-word formula for success. Think things threw-then follow through. –Eddie Rickenbacker
You are never a loser until you quit trying. –Mike Ditka
The trouble with experience is that by the time you have it you are too old to take advantage of it. –Jimmy Connors
Advice: It’s more fun to give than to receive. –Malcolm Forbes
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. –Kin Hubbard
We are not permitted to choose the frame of our destiny. But what we put into it is ours. –Dag Hammarskjold
It is never too late to become what you might have been. –George Elliott
Every man believes that he has a greater possibility. –Ralph Waldo Emerson
You’ve always a little disappointing in person because you can’t be the edited essence of yourself. –Mel Brooks
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you’re not, pretend you are. –Muhammad Ali
A problem is a chance for you to do your best. –Duke Ellington
Funny is an attitude. –Flip Wilson
Trust your gut. –Barbara Walters
It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there where it happens. –Woody Allen
Trust in your own untried capacity. –Ella Wheeler Wilcox
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books—how to eat what you’ve just learned to cook. –Andy Rooney
Before you build a better mouse trap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. –Yogi Berra
Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. –Sophia Loren
Insanity is hereditary—you get it from your children. –Sam Leveson
The toughest thing about success is that you’ve got to keep on being a success. –Irving Berlin
Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. –Charles Kettering
Nothing in life just happens. You have to have the stamina to meet the obstacles and overcome them. –Golda Meir
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. –Mark Twain
The greatest test of courage on the earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. –R. G. Ingersoll
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. –Dolly Parton
Setting a goal is not the main thing. It is deciding how you will go about achieving it and staying with that plan. –Tom Landry
You have to have a dream so you can get u in the morning. –Billy Wilder
Wherever you see a successful business, someone once made a courages decision. –Peter Drucker
Time produces its own set of answers. –Unknown
Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. –Matthew 6:34
We cannot control the wind but we can adjust our sails. –Mark Twain
Sometimes dreams are wiser than working. –Black Elk
This above all: to thine own self be true; And it must follow, as the
night the day; Thou canst not then be false to any man.
-- William Shakespeare, 'Hamlet,' Act I, Scene iii
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared
to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The only cure for grief is action.
-- George Henry Lewes
You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out
or perish. And if that be so, why not now, and where you stand?
-- Robert Louis Stevenson
Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundations of America. –President Bush
When I take action, I’m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It’s going to be decisive. –President Bush
Every nation, in every region, now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists. –President Bush
When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves. –William Arthur Ward
It’s easy to get good players. Getting ‘em to play together that’s the hard part. –Casey Stengel
Start every day with a smile and get it over with. –W.C. Fields
Sometimes the road less travels is less traveled for a reason. –Jerry Seinfield
It’s not whether you get knocked down. It’s whether you get up again. –Vince Lombardi
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. –Woodrow Wilson
Failure is the opportunity to begin again, more intelligently. –Henry Ford
The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose. –Hada Be jar
The people do not make the land; it is the land that makes the people. –Mohawk Proverb
I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship. –Louisa May Alcott
The future bears a great resemblance to the past, only more so. –Faith Popcorn
You were born an original. Don’t die a copy. –Unknown
When your dad is mad and asks you “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him. –Heather, Age 16
How do they get that deer to cross at the yellow road sign? –Unknown
Cowboy wisdom: Don’t squat with your spurns on. –Unknown
We still do not know one-thousandth of one percent of what nature has revealed to us. –Albert Einstein
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? –Unknown
Eagles may soar, but weasels are never sucked into jet engines. –Unknown
Famous Last Words: What happens if you touch these two wires tog-- --Unknown
I finally managed to get some powdered water, but I do not know what to add. –Steven Wright
Suburbs are places where they cut down trees and name the streets after them. –Unknown
Famous Last Words: That’s odd. –Unknown
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides. –Margaret Thatcher
If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly. –Unknown
Never argue with a fool, he may be doing the same thing. –Unknown
If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight. –George Gobel
Chickens: the only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead. –Unknown
Why are wrong numbers never busy? –Unknown
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? --Unknown
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. –John F. Kennedy
Famous Last Words: what does this button do? --Unknown
Mosquito: an insect that makes flies look good after all. –Unknown
Why do they signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running child? --Unknown
Famous Last Words: He’s probably just hibernating. –Unknown
Such as sit in darkness and in the shadow of death, being abound in affliction and iron; He brougth them out of darkness and the shadow of death, and brake their bands in sinder –Psalm 107:10,14
Wildcats shall meet with hyenas, goat-demons shall call to each other; there too Lilith shall repose, and find a place to rest. There shall the owl nest and lay and hatch and brood in its shadow. –Isaiah 34:14
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather
cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
-- John Cleese
The great thing about television is that if something important
happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change
-- From "Taxi"
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking
what nobody has thought.
-- Albert von Szent-Gyorgyi
Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
-- Henry J. Tillman
It is not a bad idea to get in the habit of writing down one's
thoughts. It saves one having to bother anyone else with them.
-- Isabel Colegate
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few
virtues. Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with,
insists on boring future generations. Charles de Montesquieu
The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they
had been obliged first to learn Latin. Heinrich Heine
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win
or lose. -- Darrin Weinberg
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
-- Joe Ancis
The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
-- Henry Kissinger
A diplomat...is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip.
-- Caskie Stinnett
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the
exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
-- P. J. O'Rourke
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells
us the truth about its author.
--G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)
The best vitamin for being a Wiccan is B1--Angel X Xuan...mine
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
-- Bertrand Russell
The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison
Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
-- Ken Kesey
Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face
reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
-- Malcolm X
All fear he who walks beneath the halo of eternal night.--Slavic, Dracula 2000